May 2013
me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
cofeecigarettes:
cj-twig:
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
gooutfighting:
now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday
ostracizedpoodle:
favour1te:
ostracizedpoodle:
ive seen things
how many things?
8
superlockthetardis:
can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts
if i ever try to write that on paper it looks so weird
rupindre:
foreveralone-lyguy:
rupindre:
My dad has 84 pairs of socks
why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has
I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family
hungarian:
*takes a nap* who am i
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
ofuckme:
sometimes i go through my blog pretending its not mine and admire it
camouflagedpeeta:
jubetheboob:
camouflagedpeeta:
in 100 years.. will it really matter that i didnt do my homework
in a hundred years it wont even matter that you were alive. none of us will matter will will be memories, then the people whose memories we are in will die too and will will fade into pure nothingness.
so i guess i wont do my homework
my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
